- Sexy girl forgot her car keys inside her car so she enlists some good Samaritans to help her open it. When she has her back turned, Grandma Hercules shows up and pulls out the car door. Problem solved
- Police officer passes the time by juggling his gun in front of drivers but when he misses his catch, the gun strikes the ground and shoots a construction worker right in the ass.
- Recently, on Thailand's Got Talent, this woman displayed her amazing breast-painting skills. Afterward, Jackson Pollock got so angry he punched a small child.