- A drunk wedding attendee gives a glass of sparkling wine to a driver to hold. While he's being interrogated by a police officer, a jogger shows up, drinks it and runs away, leaving the victim with an
- LYRICS:
You probably thought this deer was alive,
And this coyote was alive,
and this pheasant was alive.
They're dead.
They've been taxidermized by Chuck Testa.
I specialize in the most lif